My decrepit cell phone

This picture, and the ones spread throughout this post, are of my pitiful cell phone. Look at it....isn't it pathetic? I've had it for about a year and a half now, and I never used the leather case that came with it because I thought it looked too girly. So now my phone sits there suffering from wear and tear, a shell of what it used to be, longing for retirement. I'm trying to get it there by upgrading my phone with the free discount I have, but there is a small problem. The phones that are actually upgrades from this phone all require money at time of purchase, along with the discount. Every time I go to get one, though, I can't afford to fork up the extra money, and I'm not going to pick one of the phones that's free with the discount just to use it. So I'm stuck. I need help....and my phone needs help. That's where you come in. I am happy to announce that I am now accepting donations to help this poor phone be put out of it's misery. Before you answer no, take a look at the pictures again (you can click on them to get an enlarged view). You see the evidence....don't these pictures fill you with sympathy for this poor phone? Doesn't the suffering make you want to do something, to help? Well, now you can. Please....give so this phone can finally be at peace. I will accept donations in any form. Cash, check, money order, and even paypal. You can email me for information on where to send the funds. Won't you help today. It's for a good cause. I thank you in advance, and my phone thanks you.